I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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