i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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