If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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