I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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