I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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