I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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