Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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