She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Damn victory sex feels great
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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