we made out on top of his cat.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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