I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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