So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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