i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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