Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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