it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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