just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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