Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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