i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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