I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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