He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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