Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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