I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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