I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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