Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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