i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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