It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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