if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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