she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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