Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Text me some of your sweat
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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