its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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