trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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