they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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