And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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