I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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