Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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