the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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