if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
zippers are such a cool invention
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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