Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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