Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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