so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
