once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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