i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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