She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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