I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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