so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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