is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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