Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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