Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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