Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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