so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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