People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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