You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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