youre lurking in front of me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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