i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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