brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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