its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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