this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Do vagina's smell?
either way he was missing a nipple.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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