Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
